Oh, hello. How are you?
Now for the real struggle: how to introduce oneself without sounding like a complete snitwaffle. Referring to myself in the first person might help. Obviously my real name isn’t MoonLoop, but this is the internet so I’ll let it sit for now. I’m a bit Irish, a bit redneck, and a bit bi, as well.
I have three degrees in anthropology, history, and creative writing. What does that mean? It means I’ve three lovely pieces of paper lying around somewhere on my floor. (Please don’t tell my mother.) I hope to get a masters one day, but I actually have to work first. I’ll be honest with you, I’m not a big fan of this “working” business. The sooner I can write a best-seller and retire, the better.
I’m a space enthusiast and caffeine fiend. I write non-fiction and fiction, prose and poetry, nonsense and the occasional good draft. I make a point of writing diverse, scientifically sound stories. If you don’t like LGBT+ characters, then you’re going to have a bad time. But if you’re a bit open-minded, you’ll enjoy yourself.
That’s it. That’s the PG introduction. The author is now withdrawing from this conversation.
Have a day.